is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
This baby is an asshole
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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