I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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