How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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