Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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