Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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