Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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