I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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