I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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