I wanna bring you to show and tell
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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