Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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