If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I understand Curling. That high.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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