I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So. Much. Porn.
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