Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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