Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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