sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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