She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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