rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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