I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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