Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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