Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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