honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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