I'm really into asian looking animals
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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