fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
