don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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