Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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