Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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