We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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