How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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