I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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