i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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