Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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