You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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