just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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