How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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