i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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