that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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