battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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