He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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