Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just google imaged poop.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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