they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
