garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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