The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She's just so happy...and so naked.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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