what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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