This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
her facebook's as public as her vagina
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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