OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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