She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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