I'm eating all of the evidence.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
