So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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