She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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