it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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