I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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