Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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