YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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