Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
