This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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