Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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