ugly people sure do ruin things
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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