thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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