We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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